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legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

(via fake-mermaid)

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Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
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clrama:

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       ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ       ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ

   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

         ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ

(via lubricates)

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